We Almost Always Almost Win Lions Football shirt

The crisp autumn air, the scent of hot dogs wafting from the stadium, that’s where the memory starts. Saturdays in Detroit, wrapped in a blue and silver jersey, a little kid’s hand clutching mine, excited for the spectacle. My dad, a die-hard Lions fan since… well, since forever, it seemed. Each game, a rollercoaster of hope and despair. You’d think after all these years, the sting of defeat would fade, but the truth is, it lingers. That feeling of anticipation, that pre-game buzz, still gets me every time.

There’s a specific game, I remember it like it was yesterday, against the Packers, back in ‘98, I think. We were down by a field goal, seconds ticking off the clock. Barry Sanders, of course, was on the field. The play unfolded slowly, agonizingly, and the hope soared. Then, a tackle at the one-yard line. My stomach dropped. I could almost feel the weight of the loss, that familiar weight settling in. Even now, the memory gets me worked up a little.

We would always say it, the phrase becoming part of our family lexicon. “We Almost Always Almost Win.” A wry acknowledgement of a team that consistently came close, tantalizingly close, but rarely crossed the finish line. It became a joke, a lament, a strange sort of comfort. It was a shared experience with other fans; we all knew the drill. The agonizing near misses, the gut-wrenching fourth-quarter collapses.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Relatable humor every Lions fan understands

• Comfortable cotton built for repeat wear

• Clean, bold text design with lasting print quality

Perfect For

• Game days and tailgates

• Watching from home or at sports bars

• Longtime Detroit Lions fans

• Casual everyday wear with team pride

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz comfortable yet durable fabric

• Fit / Print: Unisex fit with DTG printing

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print.

FAQ – We Almost Always Almost Win Lions Football shirt

What kind of humor does this shirt use?
It uses self-deprecating, fan-focused humor that highlights the emotional reality of supporting the Lions.

Is this shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
Yes. The midweight 100% cotton fabric is breathable and durable, making it ideal for long game days.

Who is this shirt best suited for?
It’s perfect for Detroit Lions fans who embrace loyalty, humor, and sticking with their team through every close call.