Santa hat in the case of baby Jesus Joseph you are maury not the father shirt
My grandma always had this ridiculous collection of holiday paraphernalia, the kind that got dusted off once a year and then stuffed back into the attic. Among the tinsel and the blinking lights, there was a particularly awful Santa hat in the case of baby Jesus Joseph you are maury not the father shirt. I remember the first time I saw it. I was maybe seven, and we were at her house for Christmas Eve. It was a chaotic scene, the air thick with the smell of pine and baking cookies. My cousins were running around, hopped up on sugar, while the adults were trying to get the meal together.
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This shirt, though. It was a garish monstrosity. A Santa hat appliqued onto the front, in what looked like slightly uneven stitches. Underneath the hat, in a somewhat clumsy font, were the words, “Baby Jesus Joseph, you are Maury, not the father!” I vividly recall my jaw dropping open. My grandma, bless her ass, thought it was the funniest thing she’d ever seen. She even made my grandpa wear it.

He, a man of few words and even fewer expressions of amusement, had a pained smile plastered across his face the entire time. I remember thinking how embarrassing it was, like it somehow tarnished the whole Christmas magic. At that age, I probably wouldn’t have understood the Maury Povich reference, but even without knowing, it just felt…wrong. It felt like something you wouldn’t say to a baby, or even about a baby, no matter how much you might be joking around.


I remember my grandma trying to explain the joke, something about who really was the father of baby Jesus. It all seemed incredibly inappropriate and confusing to a small child who was mostly interested in presents and the promise of a snow day. But then I saw my older cousins cracking up, and she was so proud of it, I guess I started to think that was okay. We all get caught up in things, right?
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Over the years, the shirt’s meaning has changed for me. It’s no longer just a cringe-worthy joke; it is a memory of my grandma. She has been gone for years now, but I still see the shirt in my mind’s eye. It is still a silly and awful thing, but it’s part of her legacy.


I think, looking back, the shirt wasn’t really about humor. It was about her, wanting to be silly and wanting to be remembered. And even though I was embarrassed back then, maybe, just maybe, I get it now. And now, you know what, it brings a little smile to my face when I think of that Santa hat.













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