Raccoon Eating Pizza Funny shirt
The other day, I was scrolling through the endless feed of the internet when a picture stopped me dead. It was one of those images that makes you physically react, you know? A raccoon, mid-devour, wrestling with a slice of pizza. I burst out laughing. It wasn’t just the absurdity of it, this masked bandit with a pepperoni prize, but the sheer, brazen audacity of the whole scene. It reminded me of that time I was at the beach, and a seagull swooped down and snagged half my sandwich right out of my hand – the sheer cheek of the bird was what got me. That photo, though, it had an extra layer of humor.




I guess it’s the contrast, isn’t it? This wild creature, associated with scavenging and late-night dumpster dives, suddenly elevated to connoisseur status, indulging in a culinary masterpiece, which made me laugh out loud. It felt like something out of a cartoon. You can almost hear the tiny little raccoon-mouth smacking as it relishes every bite. It’s hard not to anthropomorphize and imagine the critter’s thought process, probably something like “Score! Best. Day. Ever.” I bet its friends were super jealous.

Raccoon Eating Pizza Funny shirt is what the internet would call it, and frankly, I would agree. It’s a perfect visual, really. There’s a reason it’s probably a shirt. People relate to that kind of chaotic, unexpected moment, that kind of gleeful, almost greedy satisfaction. It is funny and charming, in a ridiculous sort of way. I mean, who hasn’t felt a similar level of pure joy over a perfectly cooked pizza? Maybe not while balancing it on a trash can lid, but still. That picture gave me an idea: I am sure that there are many other funny photos of these creatures, because they are a bit like that. I started looking for more images, finding countless variations on the theme, each one equally amusing. I found several videos too, and watched them endlessly, laughing at each new heist and bite. I got completely sidetracked from what I was doing and spent an hour just enjoying the sheer entertainment value of these furry pizza fanatics, forgetting my schedule entirely.












tomy@cvctees.com –
Perfect, perfect. perfect. Classic Gildan fit
Collars are nice and snug. Any guy with the slightest idea of how to dress will appreciate this. unless you’re always shooting for the “just left the gym” look, your collars should be snug. Gives you a nice clean look. Shirts fit well too. You shouldn’t be shooting for a tent look. If you are, buy a tent. If you’re a little chunky, own your lumps. Much better than walking around like you’re camping. Speaking from experience here.
david@cvctees.com –
My boyfriend really liked this. I liked it and it fits me too, so will probably take it back from him. Lol.