Rave Gods Disco Girls Just Want To Have Funds Shirt

The music is loud, the lights are low, and the hustle never stops. “Girls Just Want To Have Funds” is the ultimate party shirt for the raver who knows that VIP wristbands don’t pay for themselves. Blending the retro aesthetic of 70s disco with the high-energy vibe of modern EDM culture, this tee is a satirical nod to the fact that while love might be free, everything else at the festival definitely costs money.

This design features a groovy, psychedelic font that screams “good times,” contrasted with a brutally honest message about financial ambition. It captures the irony of the “party girl” lifestyle—looking like a million bucks while grinding to make it happen. It’s for the queen of the dance floor who is checking her crypto portfolio between drops. It’s cheeky, it’s materialistic in a fun way, and it’s undeniably catchy.

Printed on a durable heavy cotton tee, this shirt is ready to withstand long nights of dancing, sweating, and networking. Whether you are at a warehouse rave, a bachelorette party in Vegas, or just grabbing brunch with the squad, this shirt sets the tone: you are here to have a good time, but you are also here to secure the bag.

Why You’ll Love This Shirt

• Hilarious Pun: It gives the classic Cyndi Lauper lyric a modern, capitalist twist that resonates with the “hustle culture” generation.

• Retro Vibe: The disco-inspired typography fits perfectly with the current resurgence of 70s and Y2K fashion trends in the rave scene.

• Festival Ready: It’s a great conversation starter at festivals, signaling that you are fun but focused.

Perfect For

• EDM festivals and rave weekends.

• Bachelorette parties or “Girls’ Trip” matching outfits.

• Entrepreneurs and “boss babes” with a sense of humor.

• Anyone who loves 80s pop culture references.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (durable and substantial).

• Fit & Print: Standard Unisex Fit with vibrant, disco-style Direct-to-Garment (DTG) typography.

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print (you don’t want to burn your funds).

FAQ – Rave Gods Disco Girls Just Want To Have Funds Shirt

Is the text glittery? No, the design uses a high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print. We use vibrant ink colors to mimic the look of neon or disco styles, but there is no actual glitter or foil on the shirt.

Is this a crop top? The standard product is a full-length unisex t-shirt. However, many of our customers love to cut it into a crop top themselves for that authentic rave look!

What song is this referencing? It is a parody of the 1983 hit “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper, updated for the modern era where “having funds” is just as important as having fun.